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Who is the best Fashion Designer?
Spenny tries to bring political consciousness to the superficial world of fashion, as Kenny finally gets his chance to create skimpy swimwear and get close to yummy hottie models.
Who can stay awake the longest?
The first one to fall asleep loses. Without stimulants Spenny feels he
can outlast the lazy Kenny but Kenny is chugging coffee because he’s
highly motivated by the prospect of eventual hallucinations.
Who is the better chef?
Kenny has always been a much better cook than Spenny so he pledges to
play by the rules. Spenny, knowing he’s screwed, goes against his
moral code, and finally decides it’s time to cheat.
Who can stand up the longest?
This competition degenerates into a philosophical argument about what
it means to stand. Is Kenny actually standing in his vertical sleeping
bag apparatus or has he just managed to outsmart Spenny?
Who can sit on a cow the longest?
Dairy cows don’t like being mounted and they can run faster than
most people. Will Kenny’s bag of dirty tricks help him to stay on
his cow longer than Spenny? The boys risk life and limb and learn more
than they ever wanted to know about cow dung.
Who is the sanest?
Kenny and Spenny get various psychiatric evaluations to see who is the
sanest.
Will Spenny’s paranoia and neurosis cost him victory, or will the
head-shrinkers see thorough Kenny’s con-man ways giving Spenny victory?
Who can earn the most money in three days?
Will Spenny’s hard work and perseverance win over Kenny’s
effortless and brilliant money making schemes?
Who does she like better?
Kenny and Spenny agree to date the same girl -- the one she likes best
is the winner. Though they both try to impress, one has lost before the
competition has started. Kenny pulls out all the stops for this critically
important competition.
Who can stay blindfolded the longest?
Kenny decides to make this competition “The Torture Spenny Show.”
Imagine being blind and having a madman torment you. Spenny won’t
have to imagine.
Who can win a beauty pageant?
Formal wear, swimsuits, talent and personality will all be put to the
test as one of the boys gets to wear the tiara. Taking the superficial
route, Kenny makes himself as gorgeous as possible, while Spenny hopelessly
learns to tap dance.
Who can win a series of mini-competitions?
Kenny and Spenny do a series of fast paced mini-competitions. Spitting
grapes, climbing stairs, standing on their head, rock/paper scissors,
wrestling – and many more. One gets injured, the other wins.
Who can lose the most weight?
The boys risk heart attacks and fainting spells to see who can lose the
most weight in 72 hours. Laxatives, starvation, sweating, colonics, spitting
and dehydration are just a few strategies of this epic contest. Do not
try this at home!!!
Who can stay handcuffed the longest?
The boys are handcuffed together and the first one to take off the cuffs
is the loser. Kenny becomes mega-annoying, cleverly using everything he
knows about Spenny to make his life a living hell.
Who can put on the best concert?
The boys write and perform their own original song. Spenny embraces his
childhood fantasy and forms a rock band while Kenny tries to con the judges
by conducting a full children’s choir as they perform perhaps the
cheesiest song ever written.
Who is the best parent?
It’s diapers, bottles and late night feeding as the boys get life-like,
state-of-the-art computer chip babies. The data is measured and whoever
has taken the best care of their baby is the winner.
Who do kids like most?
Seven six year olds spend half the day with Kenny then half the day with
Spenny. The kids decide which guy they like most. Kenny spoils them rotten,
while Spenny takes them on a mysterious fantasy adventure.
Who is the strongest?
Kenny, who knows he’s stronger, offers up his sister Miriam to compete
in a bench press competition. Spenny takes the challenge not fully realizing
that if he loses to Kenny’s sister, it will be the most humiliating
defeat he’s ever suffered.
Who makes the most convincing woman?
The boys, in full drag, host a ladies-night-out cocktail party at the
house. The real women will choose which one has transformed himself into
the most convincing woman: Will it be Kendra, the slutty party girl, or
Spennita, the career woman, who wants it all.
Who is the best actor?
Taking the stage, the boys perform a theater piece judged by a professional.
Kenny brings back the lost art of mime, while Spenny, using his embattled
friendship with Kenny as inspiration, writes and acts a scene where he
plays 1950’s down and out prize fighter.
Who is the best male stripper?
The boys don g-strings and take to the poles to see who will make the
better male stripper. Kenny’s devious plot makes his own Tarzan
routine obsolete and puts Spenny’s stripping nerd character on the
brink.
Who is the best figure skater?
The boys hit the rink to see who is the better figure skater. Kenny, as
usual, has to think on his feet because he can’t skate, while Spenny
works very hard on his ever-so-cheesy tribute to rock and roll.
Who will use their arms first?
Kenny and Spenny are in another endurance contest. Their arms are tied
and
the first guy to use them loses. The boys have to try and survive, living
life as amputees. Can they survive going to the bathroom, or eating and
watching TV without the use of their most important appendages?
Who can survive in the woods the longest?
It’s a city boy’s worst nightmare, as Kenny and Spenny have
to fend for themselves in the unforgiving wilderness. This fish-out-of-water
competition has the boys pathetically attempting to make fire, hunt, forage,
build shelter while driving each other crazy.
Kenny takes Spenny to court for money owed
Kenny thinks that Spenny owes him a lot of money from picking up tabs
over the years. He takes Spenny to court, brilliantly arguing his case
as Spenny attempts to assassinate Kenny’s character, which given
his behavior on the show, shouldn’t be too hard.
Who can live in a van the longest?
The boys see who can last the longest living in the same van.
Spenny, scared to death of Kenny's driving, opts for the front, while
Kenny turns the back of the van into his own personal Turkish party
palace. This bizarre competition offers a unique, claustrophobic
twist on road rage.
Boxing
After a season of competing, the boys decide to punch out their mutual
frustration with each other in the squared-circle. Are best friends really
capable of beating the crap out of each other? Watch as tensions explode
in a most surprising and sadistic season finale.
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